cuke15's Diaryland Diary ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Katrina "So I was at a bar the other night and I looked across the room and there's this girl and she walks up to me and she's beautiful and she says 'Hey, I'm Katrina, dude, remember me?' and I freaked I said 'Oh my god I thought you looked familiar' about this time this 400 fucking pound woman walks up with Katrina's face tattooed on the side of her neck, she comes waddling and says 'DON'T FUCK WITH MY GIRL' I looked at Jabba straight in the fucking eye and say 'Don't worry every time I picture Katrina's face it's gonna be on the side of your gross, fat-assed, 3 chinned neck' she says 'Are you stupid?' I say 'NO I'M JUST SOBER!!!!'" 2:29 p.m. - 2002-10-26 ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- |
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