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I just read on yahoo.com's news page that an AIDS vaccination could be ready by 2005. That's grand news. I'm sure if you've been visiting, you've eventually noticed my banner at the bottom for a petition for an AIDS vaccine. So, a good step forward in the world.
I knew a girl named Nikki
I guess you could say she was a sex fiend
I met her in a hotel lobby
Masturbating with a magazine
She said how'd you like to waste some time
And I could not resist when I saw little Nikki grind
She took me to her castle
And I just couldn't believe my eyes
She had so many devices
Everything that money could buy
She said sign your name on the dotted line
The lights went out
And Nikki started to grind
Nikki
The castle started spinning
Or maybe it was my brain
I can't tell you what she did to me
But my body will never be the same
Her lovin' will kick your behind
Oh, she'll show you no mercy
But she'll sho'nuff sho'nuff show you how to grind
Darlin' Nikki
Woke up the next morning
Nikki wasn't there
I looked all over and all I found
Was a phone unmber on the stairs
It said thank you for a funky time
Call me up whenever you want to grind
Oh, Nikki, ohhhh
come back Nikki, come back
Your dirty little Prince
wanna grind grind grind grind grind grind grind grind grind
{backwards at the end...}
"Hello, how are you? I'm fine. 'cause I know
that the Lord is coming soon, coming, coming soon."
6:39 p.m. - 2002-07-08
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