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Tenacious D - Fuck Her Gently

This song is entertaining. Hehe. It's just one of those obscene things that make you laugh. Laur doesn't like the song much, though, or atleast that's what she says.

Tim

This is a song
for the ladies
but fellas... listen closely

You don't always have to fuck her hard
in fact sometimes that's not right to do..
Sometimes you got to make some love
and fuckin give her some smooches too..
Sometimes you got to squeeze..
Sometiems you got to say "Please"..
Sometimes you gotta say "Hey,"
"I'm gonna fuck you.. softly"
"I'm gonna screw you gently"
"I'm gonna hump you sweetly"
"I'm gonna ball you discretly"
and then you say "Hey, I brought you flowers"
and then you say "Wait a minute Sally,"
"I think I got sometin' in my teeth could you get it out for me?"
That's fuckin' teamwork!
What's your favorite posish?
That's cool with me, It's not my favorite but I'll do it for you.
What's your favorite dish?
I'm not gonna cook it but I'll order it from ZANZIBAR!
And then I'm gonna love you completely
Then I'll fucking fuck you discretly
and then I'll fuckin bone you completely
but then I'm gonna fuck... you hard.....
Hard........

2:23 p.m. - 2003-10-20

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